Thursday, March 25, 2010

Can swearing be a hobby?

Or is it more of a bad habit?

Either way I have taken up swearing quite regularly lately - even more so then ever before. F-sharps, S-bombs, and every combination in between have become part of my everyday vocabulary. It is such a release for me.

Try it - just scream out (ensuring any children around are wearing 'earmuffs')...

"F#$K - F#$K - F#$K "
or
"F#$K this S%&T"
or
"Bloody F#$King HELL, will this S%&T ever end"

Doesn't that feel sooooo good...? Almost like you have accomplished something. Don't feel silly or bad - if you are on this adoption roller-coaster you have already been officially diagnosed as CRAZY, INSANE or LOONIE (you decide, whichever best describes your current state).

Don't fight it, it happens even to the best of us.

11 comments:

Sheldon Dueck said...

Sad that my first comment to this blog that I read regularly would be on one about swearing :)...

Gotta say that it could very easily become a hobby, but I have to be careful on that one. Made me laugh this morning anyway.

Chad, Laura and Sara said...

Well Sheldon, all I can say is "Welcome to my f#$king blog, glad to finally meet you!"

Janice said...

Sometimes it's just the only thing to do and makes you feel a hell of a lot better for some crazy reason

You've already cracked me up more than once by starting off an email with an F-Bomb.

The Warren Family said...

I love it!! You are too F*%$ing funny (-:

Ranavan said...

I F#$#King say S#$t like that all the F*%$king time now...it is like F$#k and S*^T are my new favourite words!

And I can tell you it really does feel good to f$%k it or I can't take this S*%t anymore!!!!!

Ruth Branson said...

Yeah, my vocabulary is quite rich inside my head at times. If I didn't have a child around, this might be externalized more easily!

Thx for the laugh.

Ruth

Jenny said...

As you know, I am quite advanced at Swearing. I love your F#@$%^g blog this week.

Jenny

K_I_T_ said...

I am so there too...except I have to be careful since little ears are listening...I ran a stop sign the other day( wasn't dangerous, since we live in the country, but still) I release a loud S#*T, and the realized my 6 year old was in the back....Luckily she had her headphones on watching the dvd.....
phwefff...

and Im not usually a swearer.....but this adoption ride does bring out the worst.....

boltupright said...

I'm partial to the classic Hugh Grant phrases from 4 Weddings and a Funeral...

"F#$kity f*$k f*$k" and "F*$kadoodle do."

Greg & Leanne said...

I spent almost 2 years enjoying that very same hobby! Now I enjoy knitting, but you never know when I may go back to the old hobby... probably when my girls are teens :)

lyndsey&kevin said...

You KNOW I can appreciate THIS F*&King SH*T!!!! When will it F*&King end??????

((((((((HUGS back Atcha)))))))))))