More Sara Moments

Word association...

Daddy: "Move your butt to the bathroom to brush your teeth!"
Sara: "Daddy, you can't say that word!...But, you can say but when you are talking, just not that word!"

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TGIF...

Sara: "Why does Friday have to come at the end of the week? I want it to come first!!"

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Trauma in the life of a 5-year-old...

Sara: "My name does NOT have an 'h' on the end!!! Chris, at school, said it had an 'h' and said RIGHT UP IN MY FACE - 'Sarah...hhhhhaaaaa'...then he said 'See, your name does have an 'h'!'"

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What my child is learning on the playground...

Sara: "Mommy, I know where kids go when they are really really bad."
Mommy: "Where?"
Sara: "Judy" (what she meant to say was 'Juvy')

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We will get there...

Sara: "Mommy, we have to be at my school at 8 SHARP."
Mommy: "We will be there by 8."
Sara: "But will it be SHARP?"

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Because 5-year-olds are never wrong...

Sara: "I like that song from Justin Beaver."
Mommy: "His name is Justin Bieber."
Sara: "Why did he change his name?"

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Are you smarter then a 5-year-old...

Sara: "What holds up the sky?"
Mommy: "The sky never ends, it goes on forever and ever."
Sara: "...???? So do the clouds hold up the sky?"
Mommy: ?????
Sara: "What holds up the town? Why don't the buildings fall down?"
Mommy: "Towns are on the earth, and the earth floats in space."
Sara: "...???? So what holds up the earth?"